Recession 101: Birth Control

Recession 101: Birth Control

Economy, Stories 30/10/2016 by iambenue

I want to advise the men in Nigeria, especially the poor ones who feel that the only pleasurable thing they have in common with the rich men is sex. We are already in a recession so having indiscriminate sex and giving birth to children left, right and center will lead to more poverty. That popular delusional Nigerian adage of ‘Allah/Jehovah will provide for the children’ will not work in a nosediving economy. Please don’t give birth to children you can’t cater for! So please go and see your family planning Doctor or quietly cut your penis and put it in the fridge until things improve.

I am Stephen Akuma
Founder of: Sacs945

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